So you want the Doctor’s phone number?
Go on then
This wouldn’t happen to be the same number from when the daleks stole earth and everybody had to call The Doctor, would it? Nah…
Oh, but it is
((I dare someone to call it.))
((Oh, I’m tempted))
i called it, it’s not connected
What to say during sex
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang
My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”
I used this… I got grounded for 3 months…
I’ll throw away all of my blades. It probably won’t get that many notes, but if it does I’ll keep my promise.
This has to get more than 1,085 notes, guys
ok this doesn’t fit with my blog and I really don’t care